Thursday 5 August 2010

Transformers 3: No Fox.

megan fox was kicked out.


We officially discovered her in the first Transformers, playing by the side of the handsome Shia LaBeouf in the year of 2007. “Transformers” was her big break; young, cute, well build,…she was shown to the world as the Babe of the movie that was already promised to be a big success, as the Transformers is a theme with many fans. Her play was mediocre but bearable, as she wasn’t so annoying.
Two years later, we suffered together through the second movie about the same characters and the same robots, and even if the story was slightly different, the places changed and more dangerous robots were involved – the movie was proclaimed to be worst than the first one – it received awful critics and all of them were directed to the young actress. [Her acting was that bad, that while I was watching the second movie in a theatre, a man behind me was making true but mean comments about her that were making everyone laugh and therefore – not watch the movie, but make fun of M. Fox]. Later, the same night, I surfed through the internet, watching her interviews [she doesn’t sparkle with her brains either, because, in-between all the ‘yeah’ and ‘ahh’ and ‘cool’, she couldn’t say much], one thing interested me, she said: “In this movie you don’t have to know how to act, because you either scream or run.” That is interesting and it explains a lot of unanswered questions: she took her own advice and did not even try to act in the movie.
Soon, a third movie was announced. I was chocked. After everything that was said about the second, I was 101% sure that there would be no thought about another project, and yet they decided to make the third movie, which they announced shortly after the second. In the plan: the same cast – no change was announced, but ahead of the actors was a lot of weeks filled with interviews, premiers and voyages. During all that time Megan Fox was showing the world her intelligence: speaking bullshit and showing to everything and everyone that she was just a doll.
In France she was just ridiculed by the local television.



Later on, in one of her interviews, she said that she disliked the fact that you couldn’t act in the Transformers, but she understood that the main purpose of the films were the robots, to what she then added that the producer, Michael Bay, cared little about the actors and the acting in general, and then referred to him as to Hitler. With this, I believe, she stepped over the line of patience.
Michael Bay, for those who do not know, is a brilliant producer and director of American movies. He directed: Bad Boys (1995), The Rock (1996), Armageddon (1998), Pearl Harbor (2001), The Island (2005) and many other famous movies that you watched and adored. He produced: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), The Amityville Horror (2005), the Hitcher (2007), the Unborn (2009), Friday the 13th (2009), and others. He is said to be quite kind on the set, but we are all humans and we have our bad days. It happens. Michael is known to cast not that famous actors and then, make of them stars: Will Smith, Ben Affleck, Nicolas Cage and Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox are not exceptions, and yet, Shia does not complain about the acting part in the movies. Why, you ask? Well, because he acts quite well and he was able to show to the world his brilliant acting skills, especially in the second movie. To what, there is a proof that acting is required in all the movies.
Megan Fox was asked to leave the cast for the third movie, because Michael Bay, could not stand the ingratitude of this one, but soon enough, the actress decided to say that it was her decision to not join the third movie, because she wanted to try new roles, new movies. It is quite hard to understand, if supposing that it is true, why she would decline a big cheque and another year of work with great producers and directors, as Michael Bay is not the only big-head who works on the films.
When everyone thinks that the story is over, Megan, just like a little pouting girl, runs around and speaks deadly nonsense. Let’s make a list of accusations she is advancing, when she speaks about Michael Bay:
[1. He is just like Napoleon, he wants people to think of him as someone of crazy. On the sets, he wants to be like Hitler. – Wonderland.
[2. He almost gave me skin cancer; during the second movie, I had to have a perfect tane, so, each time the sun was out – I had to be there. – Premiere.
[3. All he wanted to film was my ass and my breast! I hate him! – Premiere.

What will it be next, Megan? You will say that he punched you? Or even worst?
Grown a pair and agree with the fact that you are nothing but a Babe.
Michael takes all of her accusations quite well, and reacts as an adult – he rolls his eyes to the sky and says: “She is young, she is only 23 and she doesn’t know anything yet. When she grows up, maybe she will understand how stupid she was.”


TO THE FANS. If you are a Fan a Megan Fox, I would really like you to explain to me why you think of her as a great actress, because, I believe that she has fans only because she is pretty, and that is a lame reason.

Now that Megan will not be in the third movie, I feel relieved and cannot wait for it to come out in the theatres.

DISCLAIMER: I mean no harm to the actress or her fans, but simply write down my thoughts about the situation.

Thursday 1 July 2010

Twilight: questions.

is it even worth mentioning?


I haven’t been watching Twilight, or the second movie, as I’ve learned that nothing but pretty images could be seen in those Saga-called crap, but I received a very interesting video on youtube, of a guy reviewing the first movie and it made me laugh, and pretty much agree with what he was saying.




Then, I watched a video of a young girl, who was also ranting about the books Mayer wrote, wondering why some people liked the books, and even thought of the them as good writing, which I have been wondering myself, because nor the writing or the story are good, and logic in those books does not exist even in the slightest. And then I remembered myself as a child [in-between seven and fourteen years old] and how I adored impossible love stories in shows and movies [for example: Xena and Ares (Xena: the Warrior Princess), Buffy and Spike (Buffy: the Vampire Slayer), et cetera], and even though, we know that they love each other, getting further into their relationship and putting them in an official couple would have ruined all the interest in the show – it would have become winy and shallow, but when I was watching those shows, I really wanted them to be together, and I suppose that I would have watched a show only based on their love, because I loved them myself and I believed they belonged to each other. Now, what Mayer did was exactly like it: she took two characters, who normally shouldn’t be in love, and put them together; they are bound to one another, for some reason, and that idea, of an impossible love story being held by all the means is what the girls like in those books. At that point, they don’t even care if Bella is a Mary Sue or not, or if Edward if weird and freaky; they see a love story and that makes their heart melt, because in the books, Mayer described, with all the words from the dictionary possible, that those two are meant to be together.
Problem is: WE. DON’T. KNOW. WHY.[!]
She doesn’t say it, she doesn’t explain…and frankly – I think she doesn’t know herself. All she wanted was two characters who love each other; how they got there – it isn’t her problem.
The biggest mistake she made in her books, except making her Vampires sparkle, was that she didn’t explain the characters and she didn’t write at all how Bella got to love Edward, and vice versa.
[ BELLA’s VIEW ] He is hot, we got it. Apollo like, as she wrote soooooooo [x 12] many times: hard chest, beautiful face, soft skin, amazing breathe [which is completely unnecessary for the description], let’s add in: expensive car and all the girls from the school want him badly. Overall: Nothing. Notice also that the author did not write anything of precise about how his face looks like, and I exactly know why, as it was not a simple mistake; it was planned on purpose. She wrote that he was hot, and so, as no further description was seen in the book, all the girls who read it imagine their perfect boy next door as the Edward in question. He has millions of faces, but I wouldn’t have known how to imagine him if I haven’t seen the movie first. For me: Robert was always popping in my head, how everyone read the books and imagined him without seeing the movie that is a big fat question.
[ EDWARD’s VIEW ]This is more simple, truth to be told: he is 100-and something years old, he never dated and he needed love and attention. Suddenly, he notices a human, who smells like puddin’ and the cherry on the top of the cake is: he cannot say what she is thinking. For someone who can read minds all the time – it’s a big turn on. He watches over her, saves her life and feels her heart beat; she is more like a puppy to him than a girlfriend. In his case, the normal thing to do would be to let her stay human and have his fun with her, because, once she turns a vampire – he wouldn’t be able to play with her as he used to. But then, I guess, he really wanted to get laid. Then comes the second book, and I’m confused.

[ BIGGEST MISTAKES OF THE BOOKS ]
I. Edward enters Bella’s room without her knowing it and watches her sleep. Freaking – yes, but that is not the problem: those Cullens are rare specimens: they feed on bears, but what of the other Vampires who drink human blood? Are you telling me that they can enter a human’s house without an invitation? Humans would have been all dead by the beginning of the first book, then, because I don’t think that there are no Vampires who like a little fun play with some humans in their own house. That also makes mo wonder why Victoria, the woman who hates Bella’s guts, did not avenge her mate by killing everyone Bella knew [her friends mostly, and dear daddy]. She can enter houses without an invitation after all.
II. Mythology died. They sparkle in the sun. I believe that if they didn’t sparkle, this book would have much more fans [or at least, less haters], because this little fact made all the real fans of vampires to dislike the books and the author. And that also makes me wonder about religious matters: vampires are creatures of the night for a reason; they are demons, in some point, toothy bastards. Sun is their enemy – they fear it; if it wasn’t for the sun – humanity would have been killed by those monsters. What happens with that? I’ve read many times of this version: the sun burns them, because the sun is the weapon of the God. [Not Apollo, in this case].
Another question about the sun: the rays of this big firing ball touch the earth every day, and yet, they do not sparkle every day. They walk normally, and not even the top of their heads has any glittering on it. What’s with that? Does she think that sun affects us only when there are no clouds at all?


[ FANS OF THE BOOKS/ MOVIES ]
I have nothing against them. Hell, I know many people who love the movies or the books, and those people are not stupid at all, but when I ask them why they love it so much, they have all pretty much the same answer: 1. Robert is hot. 2. Their love is cute. 3. I’ve never read the books, but the movie was cool.
People who really understand it must fill me in, because those answers cannot make me look at the overall with an understanding face.

Saturday 19 June 2010

First Post.

first post.

I've had this blog for awhile now, but I never knew what to do with it. [Truth to be told - I completely forgot about it until someone reminded me of it].  I am quite a lazy person when it comes to write stuff about myself, so I never do that anywhere, and yet there are things I just cannot stop from doing, such as: editing stuff through photoshop, giving reviews to movies, shows and books and other useless things. So, I've thought about it and decided that I might, actually, write my annoying reviews on here, and sometimes post my creations. 

Since it's a "new" blog - that means that I have zero [to one] readers so far, but we'll work on that.